Read it and weep.
Paul P., Engineer
"But after a year and a half working as an engineer in San Francisco, an artisan will take another minute to self correct, say "fuck it," and move to a small town where he can afford to buy a 49,000 dump to call home."
Jannette L., Image consultant
"Say you and I got in cahoots - there could be some items in your closet worth repurposing. But, if you really want to burn a few things when we're done, I'll bring the matches. Besides...the sparks match the ones behind my eyes."
Frances A., Dietitian
"I didn't have a spiritual awakening at Burning Man. Alas, there were no visitations by a half naked man in coyote skins asking me riddles.
It was hard science that inevitably healed me."
Debby H., Writing Coach
"It's a bizarre, sort of backward winning lottery ticket when you're brought into the world a porcelain, pigmentless baby.
I mean, nobody wishes they'd been born albino. Absolutely nobody."